Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Yeah, like you haven't 'tasted the rainbow'!


A man walks into a crowded bar with a alligator on a leash. He shouts out " If i can put my genitals in this alligator's mouth and take them out after 5 minutes unscathed, everyone in here has to buy me a drink." Everyone agreed and so he opened the alligator's mouth and put his genitals in, casually drinking a beer. After 5 minutes he takes his empty beer bottle and smashes it on the alligators head, which opened it's mouth, and he pulled out his unscathed genitals. Everyone was impressed and after he had got all his drinks the man said " would anyone like to have a go?" a woman at the back put up her hand and said " sure, but you cant hit me with the bottle!"