Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

Haven't noticed. Though now you mention it, I suspect the six fingered fool is pretending to have gone somewhere, maybe got a six finger discount?

Anyway, back to less sour matters....

My senile mate keeps knocking on his own front door then goes round the back to answer his own knocks.....

I don't think he knows what he is letting himself in for.