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Dave schedule

17:00-18:00-Top Gear: Popular motoring show. A GPS special. Will this futuristic new device change the way we drive? Bernard Manning is the star in the new reasonably price car (a DeLorean DMC 12).
18:00-19:00-Dragons' Den-Entrepreneurs pitch their new inventions. One pitches an idea where you can use a porcelain pot to defecate into rather than throwing it out the window.
19:00-19:30-The Gadget Show-The team review the newest gadgets on the market. This week phones you can carry around?
19:30-20:00-Seaside Rescue-Coastguards are on a mission to find survivors of the tragic Titanic sinking
20:00-21:00-Traffic Cops hour long special-The Traffic Cops are called to an accident in a tunnel in Paris.
21:00-21:40-Mock the Week-Dara O' Briain presents this hilarious panel show. Jokes galore as the first female British Prime Minister is elected.
21:40-22:20-Nevermind the Buzzcocks-Elvis and Ringo Starr are guests on the comedy pop quiz.
22:20-23:00-QI-Stephen Fry hosts another edition of the clever panel show. The highlight is Alan Davies thinking the world is round and dragons do not exist.