Handbags   (The sad, the bad and the ugly. Non-productive stuff here.)

I can assure you I am NOT bennie, Mollie M, I am quite nice looking for one. Neither am I nasty for another. Elmos brought me into the equation by referring to me as Mac.I am not he either.
Wally has little better to do than feign intelligence and if anyone says otherwise he will threaten them.
The only thing you have right, Mollie M is the 'Totally inadequate in their personal lives' line. I agree with that, though I do include you in that analysis.