Sports   (Talk about balls here.)

..get a bike lad it will make that chip on your shoulder disappear..

Right and I suppose you having one on each shoulder helps you balance and saves you using stabiliisers.

I purposesly mention a Yam ped because I reckoned you may of had one ( Plenty teenagers did at the time)
No doubt you used to hang about around Millers during the 70s. After school (Tommy More) we would get the big polysterene packaging the bikes came in and use them as rafts on the Red Pond in the warmer months.
I bet our paths crossed a few times, I probably had a Utd scarf on at the time but you must have only had a "slight dislike" for them at the time because no one ever said anything about it to me