General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I,ve just remembered another one. When I was about 16 and allowed to wear NYLONS I took the bus to town,as I stood up to get off the bus both suspenders back and front snapped open, I desperately tried to hang on to the stockings through my frock but alas to no avail,said stockings started to roll down to my ankle so I ran straight into the doorway of the "Legs of man" pub where I hitched up my frock to rearrange myself I got some strange looks I can tell you