General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

"You could have knocked me over with a fender" Jane Ace
"He's on 90... 10 away from that mythical figure." Trevor Bailey, cricket commentator
"This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through." Trevor Bailey, cricket commentator
"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile." George W. Bush
"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder." Richard Daley, former Chicago mayor
"I resemble that remark!" Stan Curly Howard. Comedian
"We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks" Stan Laurel, Comedian
"This is unparalyzed in the state's history." Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House
"He was a man of great statue." Thomas Menino, Boston mayor
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." Dan Quayle, Vice President
"He's going up and down like a metronome." Ron Pickering
"Cardial - as in cardial arrest." Eve Pollard
"Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, Somerset are cruising into the semi-final." Fred Trueman
"I might just fade into Bolivian, you know what I mean?" Mike Tyson, Boxer
"Marie Scott... has really plummeted to the top." Alan Weeks
"Well, that was a cliff-dweller." Wes Westrum, about a close baseball game
Put your monkey where your mouth is.
There's more than one way to spin a rat.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.
Don't shoot until you see the white of their rice.

The bigger they are, they're hardly tall.

If at first you don't suck, see, why try again?