General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.

"Sorry to bother you at this hour,Sir,but there is an emergancy!
I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington
has burned to the ground.It is estimated that the entire USA
supply of condoms will be used up by theend of the week."

Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with allthose unwanted babies. We'll be ruined.
We'll have to ship some in from Mexico."

Telephone voice says,"Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'llbe a laughing stock. What about the UK?"

OBAMA :" Okay call Cameron and tell him we need 5 million condoms,10 inches long and 3 inches thick. That way,they'll continue to respect us as Americans."

Three days later,a delighted Obama ran out to open the first box of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
He found it full of condoms,10inches long and 3 inches thick,exactly as requested....
All coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one:

MADE IN ENGLAND-SIZE SMALL