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Started by: dustaf (inactive)

A man walks into a doctors surgery and says "Doctor, I have a problem with my willy." The doctor angrily replies "I'm sorry sir, but I will not allow you to use that word in my surgery, please leave!"

As the man walks out he notices a second man walking towards the same room and stops him, "Whatever you do, don't say WILLY!"

The second man walks into the room and says "Doctor, I have a problem with my...uhhh...todger." Again the doctor, not pleased, replies "I'm sorry sir, but I will not allow you to use words like that in my surgery, please leave!"

As the second man walks out he notices a third man walking towards the room and stops him, "Whatever you do, don't say WILLY or TODGER!"

The third man strolls into the doctors room and say's "Doctor, I have a problem with my elbow." The doctor, relieved, say's "OK then sir, what exactly are your symptoms?"

The third man replies, "Well...I can't wee out of it."

Replied: 23rd Jul 2011 at 16:48

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