General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A young man was walking down the riverbank when he noticed an old man sitting down some twenty feet from him. The old man then conducted some strange hand gestures and appeared to start fishing with an imaginary rod. Bewildered, the young man asked the old man what he was doing. The old man then cast out an imaginary line and replied,
"I'm (Womans part, you can see it by gaslight) fishing"
The young man was confused by this but sat down next to the old man in an attempt to spare the old fellow's feelings and seeing no harm in it, he too cast out an imaginary line.
After about five minutes of sitting in silence the young man turned to the old man and spoke,
" So have you caught anything?" the young man asked,

"Just the one" he replied.