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Started by: dustaf (inactive)

I'll give it a go.

Preface

Yorkshiremon (or a Leyther) walks into jewelers shop and gawps at the assistant.

Can I help you sir?

Eh!

Can I help you sir?

Oh, chomp, I'm thinking, chomp, abeawt askin, chomp, yon wench who, chomp, I've been coo-ittin, chomp, with furt, chomp, marry me.

Ast getten, chomp, ony daysunt but chep, chomp, engagement rings?

Indeed we do have a good selection at reasonable prices, sir. Eighteen carat?

Nay lass, chomp, I'm chewing a caramel.

Replied: 17th Mar 2011 at 20:13

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