General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

dennisd's post - kill the eel - reminded me of Freddie Foster's 'Childhood memories - Scotsman's Flash'.

The bit where he says, "I tipped all the fish into a bucket of water and they started to swim round. I had to stab them all in the head with a pair of scissors to kill them before they were scaled, filleted and fried for tea"!

'stab them all in the head with a pair of scissors'!


You should try stabbing a bucket full of them Killer Shrimps in the head with a pair of scissors. They'd knock your bloody head off, Freddie!