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roy...for an x salesman to be calling me a liar, is just staggeringly rich.by the way, ya facts need bringing up to date lad...i wuz born jan 1929.born liverpool three days after arriving from the old country with my parents(that makes me english by birthright)i left school at 14 years, sailed outa fleetwood grimsby and hull(trawlers)went into the navy fer two years.(bad carreer move)then went in the brit merchant navy.i objected to the food in some ships, and was the original fletcher christian when it came to speaking my mind to skippers. jumping ship was my way of saying f***you, and away i went to sample how the other half were living.
yes roy, i have had a colourfull life. you havent, so the politics of envy creep in.the diary you keep about me, bring it up to date lad, ya make a patsy outa yourself with the errors.
i turned 81 last jan...i walk the lurcher every early morn. just before you make your regular visits to your quacks.i am according to a lot of people, nothing like my years?i try to keep up with my gran kids and do the press ups(i can feel your hurt roy)i reckon i have another 40 years in me yet, and unlike you, i have no intention of spending them in unhygenic places like hospitals and waiting rooms.if ya lived closer to me roy, i could get you back in shape(were yo ever in shape??)so for now, get back to your free mags in the quacks parlour.