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How do Dostaf, mi owd butty, ive bin harknin to thi, thas nor altered am glad fot say, Jimmy Mcgurrin,used to have a poem about it It atarted off wi
My days of youth are over
my flame of youth is out
whay used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout
it used to be amazing
the way it would behave
as early in the morning
it stood and watched me shave
but now that I am older
it fair gives me the blues
to see it only hang there
and watch me clean my shoes