General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

gwim is definitely a deserving cause but I should get a slice too.
Driving home the other day I saw this runaway steam roller heading towards a little old lady limping across the road with her four dogs in tow.
Realising decisive action was needed I steered my little Fiesta into the path of the steam roller.
Just before impact I leapt out, scooped up the old lady and by some miracle all four dogs and managed to get them to safety.
My car was a wreck, I broke both legs, but hell,I'm no hero. Just send me the money.