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My Mum Was a Beautiful woman when she was younger. Her Step-Mother hated her; she used to make my Mum do all the chores in the house. Bullying her all the while because my Mum was prettier.. One day My Step-gran tried to kill my Mum, who ran away. She ended up working helping a group of vertically challenged men and never returned home. Years later, My Step-gran found out where my Mum was, and sent her some food as a peace offering, sadly, the food was laced with poison, which made the body go into a comatose state. Poor mum was in a coma for a long time until my Father, a Doctor in the Hospital where she was ‘sleeping’ saw my Mum and thought she was so beautiful, he had to kiss her. Miraculously, just after he kissed her, my Mum woke up, saw my Dad and instantly fell in love, they are now happily married. The Vertically challenged men need money for new shoes, so if any millionaires would like to send me some money,. I will kit them out in specially made brogues.
Thank you for reading my tale of woe