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That reminds me debbie_q

Little Wigan bloke on holiday in Benidorm goes into a small bar.
In the corner is a donkey with a bucket full of money in front of it.
The Wigan bloke asked what’s with the donkey and the bucket full of money.
Chap behind bar says put five Euro in the bucket and try to make the donkey laugh.
If you do you win all the money.

OK says the Wigan bloke over he goes to the donkey puts his five Euros in the bucket
Then whispers something in the donkey’s ear.

The donkey falls down laughing and is still laughing as the bloke fills his pockets with all the money out the bucket.

Chap behind the bar is dumbstruck. Just what did you say to make the donkey laugh so much..? He asked the Wigan bloke.

I just told him I had a bigger dangler than him he replied.

Next week the Wigan bloke goes in the same bar and in the corner is the same
Donkey with another full bucket of money in front of it.

So the Wigan bloke asked is it the same do I make the donkey laugh.
NO Says the chap behind the bar you have to make the donkey cry.

Where on the Wigan bloke goes over and the donkey breaks down in tears.
The Wigan bloke stuffs all the money in his pockets once again and returns to the bar

Whereupon chap behind bar asked him what he as done to make his donkey cry so much. ?

Wigan bloke says I just showed the donkey my dangler.