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I hope this is ok..The erectus Trouserius or the trouser snake is the worlds most dangerous snake.Colour varies from pink to black.It's fangless,it's average lenghth is 5-6 inches (although some are said to reach 8 inches depending on the honesty of it's owner)It usually appears in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area.It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting up to 9 months.Some mutant species are also known to attack me from behind..