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Peter invites his mum for tea.she notices his flat mate joe is very handsome & slightly camp.Although she suspects that peter is gay he denies that anything is going on,He says they are only flat mates.A week later joe says to peter ever since your mum came for tea i can't the frying pan,peter emails his mum & says,Dear mum im not saying you DID take the frying pan & im not saying you DID NOT take the frying pan,but it's been missing ever since you came for tea love peter.His mum emails back Dear peter im not saying you DO sleep with joe & im not saying you DO NOT sleep with joe,but if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now love mum.