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Started by: aitch (5487)
I think its about time we reserected the joke channel, so heres one I heard earlier.
Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot - with just two little slits for his eyes.
'What happened to you?' asked Cassidy.
'I staggered out of the pub and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked me through a plate glass window.'
'Begod,' said Cassidy. 'It's a good job you were wearing those bandages or you'd have been cut to ribbons!'
Replied: 11th Jan 2009 at 19:10