General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Warch goes over my head.
Got it now -
Yedwarch.

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Again, not minding my bees' wax, I must warn you to bee careful, Dostaf.

Radiation given off by mobile phones and other hi-tech gadgets is a possible answer to one of the more bizarre mysteries ever to happen in the natural world - the abrupt disappearance of the bees that pollinate crops.

The implications of the spread are alarming. Most of the world's crops depend on pollination by bees. Albert Einstein once said that if the bees disappeared, "man would have only four years of life left".

Therefore, Relativitly speaking, worrying about bee stings pales into insignifidance, Dostaf.

Perhaps LD could figure out how to ensure bees dance on infinitely.

Your science boffins will understand the gravity of the situation - it won't bee easy, but if they discover how to keep bees extant, news will travel across the world, faster than the speed of light. (More expedient than the wheeze of Christmas lights - LD recharges the battered bees! not mobile phones' batteries!)

Imagine the extent of your fame and fortune.

**He = MD heard** of all over the world^.

^Except where people have their vacuums on.

Hopefully, your name won't be in these lights, too.