General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A spy smiley in invisible ink - you'll never catch 'em.

Wonka, Dostaf?
Wonky is more the ticket and a chocolate teapot factory springs to mind.

While your idea might be notably along the write lines, isn't it dependent on the spies being fooled ...?

Didn't you click that all ww threads are extensively, pensively monitored for every last jot of information, this one inkluded.

On their latest perusal, the spies roald their eyes at the clever bit and *clapped their hands when noting the details of the "pen ruse".

(*adept & astounding multi-tasking)

The spies have made their own observation: 'if we can't beat 'em, join 'em', so will eat 'em/unjoin their posh pens and hence leave the lecture room with their undercover intact.

[Though they are on the ball, pointing out the unreliability of the post-it could be a read-herring and all claptrap - unrusual some think-well it was made by 'his nibs' himself." ]

Whichever road - there is warring tonight over whether LD's MD is pedalling lies, or inadvertantly warning the spies?
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LD's staff wouldn't know H&S if their working lives depended on it!

The assistants (2nd class) will try to eat them - Here's the crunch - a first class H&S department would stamp that sort of behaviour out - no need to chew it over as it'd be part and parcel of their work.

And post-it notes to prevent fatalities - not dead clever - LD could come unstuck and find no sympathy. NB As it happens, the procedure has departed from all wise H&S protocol and could cost LD dearly.

I shall again be forthwrite and say I hope the CLAP van project is stationery and suspended for good.
Madly, it is testing to try to blot it out of my mind.

May I append:
The boffins should be supplied with two pens each - more expense, yes, but while one is being dissected, the other biro in the hand is worth two in the box.

At this point, my thinking is runing out....