General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A terrorist runs into a pet shop and puts a bomb on the counter screaming, "You've all got one minute to get out before this detonates!!!"

A tortoise at the back of the shop shouts " you T**T!!!


A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs one morning when the 7 year old sez, "i reckon its about time we started swearin. I'll tell you what, I'll go first and then its your turn".
"OK" sez the 4 year old and they both went down to breakfast.
Mum comes from the kitchen and asks "What do you both want for breakfast?" The 7 year old sez "I'll have cocopops bitch!"
THWACK! he flew out of his chair as his mother belted him round the head. Mum looked at the 4 year old and said sternly, "And what do you want for breakfast" At this the lad started blubbering and replied I dont know now, but it wont be f***ing cocopops!!!