General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Michael and Seamus bought a horse each,but they were having trouble telling the animals apart.One day Michael had an idea.I'll nick the ear of my one and then we'll know which is which.This method of identification worked well for a few days,but then the other horse fell and cut his ear.Seamus said Look I'll put a scratch on my horses foot,then we'll have no trouble.Again all went well for a while,but then the other horse gashed his foot on a bramble and they were back to square one.Finally,Michael's patience ran out.Listen,he said,I'm fed up of this crack.You take the white one and I'll have the black one,Okay?