General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

For some reason that reminds me of this.

A woman is relating the tale of how her husband went missing, never to be seen again, to a friend.:-

"It was on a Friday, tea-time, I'd sent him to the chippy at around six o clock.

Well, it gets to ten o clock and I wondered if something had happened"

"What did you do?" Asks the friend.

"I opened a tin of salmon" came the reply.