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A "wassuck" joke for speaky.

During a sermon about the perils of the demon drink, a hell-fire and brimstone priest produces a glass of whisky, a glass of water and a worm.

First he drops the worm into the water for a few seconds, retrieves it and holds it up to the congregation. "See", he shouts "the creature is alive and wriggling".

Next, he drops it into the whisky, retrieves it and holds it's lifeless body up.

"See it's dead. DEAD, DEAD, DEAD."

"Now what does that tell you?" he asks the shocked congregation.

A little voice from the back shouts;

"If you drink whisky, you won't get worms."