General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

This clergyman was walking through his churchyard when he heard a little voice calling to him. After a while, he saw that it was a frog.

The frog explained that he was in fact a choirboy who had been turned into a frog by an evil witch. The only way the spell could be reversed would be if the frog could spend the night in a clergyman's
bed. Being a caring soul, our cleric allowed the frog to sleep with him that night.

Sure enoough, the following morning the cleric awoke to see a handsome young chorister beside him.

And that concludes the case for the defence M'lud.