General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

I heard Dave Spikey ( Phoenix Nights ) telling a story once...everyone knows Kirk Douglas has a son Michael but he also has another son John (? ) Douglas who is a famous stand-up comedian in the USA.
John was doing a show in London and American humour being what it is, he was dying the death on stage ! Eventually, in frustration at the lack of response to his jokes, he jumped up and shouted , "Do you know who I am ? I'm Kirk Douglas's son!
All went quiet, then a voice from the back of the theatre shouted, "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son! " The another stood to his feet, "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!"
By the time half the audience were stood up and shouting at him, the poor American had to be led from the stage.
BRITISH wit at it's best.