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Two coppers sat in a panda car outside "The royal Oak" waiting for drink drivers to get into their cars...When at 11.30 this fellow comes out of the pub staggering and zig zagging,heading towards his car...The coppers decide imediately that this is the one that they are going to pull...In the meantime, all the other revellers have gotten into their cars and left, and the staggering man is the only person left...The coppers get out of the car and approach the man, having dropped his car keys several times..."Good evening sir!", says the copper,"Do you know why we have approached you?"..."No!", says the man in a very sober sounding tone of voice..."The copper says, " Can i take your name sir!", "certainly!", came the reply..."Now sir!, can you tell me your occupation?"..."Certainly officer!"...

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