General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Dog is walking round a job centre when the manager runs out and tries to shoo it out the door. The dog looks up and says, "Hold on mate, am lookin for a bloody job!" Obviously the manager cant believe it and runs into his office to phone the circus and tell them he has found a talking dog. Two minutes later, he comes out of the office and says to the dog, "Dont go anywhere, I have found you a job at Billy Smarts circus." The dog looks puzzled and replies, "Billy Smarts circus? What do they want with a plumber?!"