General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

During morning assembly at the convent Mother Superior demanded to know if any of the nuns had had any 'contact' with a man. Sister Bernadette raised her hand and admitted that the previous week she had had intimate contact with the candle delivery man and fondled his private parts. Sister Bernadette was ordered to wash the offending hand in the font containing holy water which she did. Then from the ranks sister Mary dashed forward and immediately began drinking from the font.'Sister Mary what do you think you are doing' the Mother Superior barked. 'If you think i'm gargling with this after sister Anne has had her a**e in it..................'