General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A Wigan lass goes to the doctor complaining about the sudden appearance of green blotches on each of her inner thighs.

Doc has a look and is baffled. So he sends her to a specialist. Specialist is also baffled.

This being an old joke in a modern age, the specialist photographs the marks on her upper thighs and puts them on thinternet.

Fortunately, a WW member who has been reading this, and other recent threads, sees the pics, figures it out and contacts the specialist, who in turn contacts the girl's GP to resolve the situation.

The quack asks his patient; "Tell me my dear, is your boyfriend by any chance a gypsy?"

Astounded she replies "Yes. How did you know that?"

"Never mind how." Says the Doc.

"Just tell him his earrings aren't made of gold."