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A Wigan couple find that their sex life has gone a bit stale.

Husband comes home from factory and tells his wife that this is not uncommon after several years and that 'the lads' at work all agree.

She hits the roof and says he has no right discussing their private life at work.

He reassures her and says that all 'the lads' agree that a bit of variety will help. He goes on to say that most of his colleagues recommend 'the wheelbarrow' as it seems to have helped many a struggling relationship.

"Wheelbarrow", she shouts. "Perverts more like!".

He explains;

"No, my love. Remember when we were kids?
It's like that.

You lie face-down on the floor, I stand behind you, lift you by the ankles, and you raise yourself up on your arms."

"I remember." she says. "Just like when we were kids?"

"Yes" he replies. "Like we used to do as children".

She has a think about it and eventually gives in.

"Like when we were kids? Sod-it, why not?" She exclaims.

"But only on one condition."

"What's that?" He asks.

"You'll have to promise not to wheel me past me mam's front window."