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Young ladie in her twenties, brought up very strictly starts to go out Saturday nights, comes home one night and says Mum that young man i have been seeing has asked me to marry him. Mum thinking it's about time the daughter was married and away, replies tentatively Oh yes and what does he do for a living then? - He's just retired from the navy, good pension and all that is the reply, Ok says mother but be warned, these sailors have some very peculiar sex habits, let me know if he suggests something unsual, ok mum she says. About six months into the marriage the newly wed bride says to her husband, after all this time why have never suggested having sex a different way ? - What he replies, and fill the ruddy house with kids!