General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Irish bloke gets a job as a zoo keeper and his first job is to feed the apes. Unfortunately he got the ape feed mixed up with the fish feed and this resulted in the apes getting sick and dying and the fish also dying. To prevent anyone finding out he decided to try and hide his misedemeanour by feeding the dead animals to the lions. The day after, whilst seeing to the beehives, which were full of rare bees, he let his cigarette drop from his mouth and it burned the bee hives to the ground. He fed all of the dead bees to the lions. A couple of days went by and then a new lion was delivered to the zoo. It was walking around finding its bearings when it saw another lion walking towards it. The lion said, "Mmmm, it looks alright here. Whats the grub like." The lion replied, "Not bad.... we had fish, chimps and mushy bees yesterday!"