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A magician gets work on a cruise ship. All through his act, his parrot is continually letting the audience know how the magician does his tricks, "Its up his sleeve", "Its hidden in his pocket" the parrot would shout. The magician is getting more and more annoyed. One day the ships boilers blow and the ship is sunk. The magician and the parrot manage to survive by clinging to a piece of driftwood. For three days they are on this driftwood, the magician unshaven and starving and the parrot sitting on his shoulder saying nothing. On the third day, the parrot looks at the magician and says, "Okay I give up. Wheres the bloody ship!"