General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Done this one before but for those who aint heard it;
A Wigan bloke is walking over the three sisters and sees a bloke cupping his hand and drinking water out of a puddle in a field. He shouts, "Owd Mon, I wouldnt sup out of theer if I was thee. There is cow crap in that theer puddle." The bloke drinking shouts back, "Im sorry, you will have to speak more clearly, I am unable to understand your accent because I am from St Helens." The Wigan bloke shouts back, "I said use both thi hands, tha will get more in!"