General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Sod it, let em cook in the dark!
How does an Essex girl turn the light off for sex? Shuts the car door
Whats green and eats nuts? Syphillis!
Whats got eighty teeth and holds back a monster? My zip
Whats black and white an unable to fit down corridors? A zebra with a spear through its neck
How do you get a fly out of your bedroom? Dump on the landing
Why wasnt Jesus born in St Helens? They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin!