General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A Martian goes into a (non specific)pub on
Wigan Lane and orders a pint of mild.

£2.20 says the barman. Martin pays and starts supping, whilst casting one of his many eyes around the pub.

"Not from round here?" asks barman.
"No I'm from Mars" answers Martin.
"We don't get many Martians in here." says innkeep.

"At £2.20 for a pint of mild I'm not bloody surprised." Came the reply.

PS BLOODY IS NOT A SWEAR-WORD ON THE RED PLANET