General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

None too PC but relates to pubs and money:

A coachload of people on their way home from seeing Blackpool illuminations go into a pub.

Let's just say they are not the sharpest of people and can not be trusted with money. (NO, NOT SCOUSERS, BUT I HOPE YOU GET MY PC DRIFT)

Anyhow, thier 'carer' squares it with the governor and explains that the party, who are on a therapeutic trip, will only purchase soft drinks and will pay with bottle tops. The carer adds that end of that at the whistlestop he will settle-up and exchange the bottletops.

Half an hour later and after a final toilet visit, the party all board the coach and are about to leave.

The landlord runs outside and collars the carer, who is shepherding the gang aboard.

"Hey pal, haven't you forgotten something?" He shouts, as he gives the chap a bag of bottle tops.

"Not at all" the carer replies as he hands over a dustbin lid.

"Keep the change" he shouts as the coach speeds off.