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From the old song The Martians have landed in Wigan;

A Martian walks into a pub in Wigan and says, "Pint of Bitter please". The Landlord says, "Sorry we dont serve Martians in here." The Martian is looking all perplexed and says, "Look mate, my spaceship leaves in half an hour and its a long journey home and I only want one pint. I will buy you and all your bar staff a drink if I can have one pint of bitter." The landlord again is adamant and tells the martian that Wigan Council have served special notice that no landlord is to serve Martians. The Martian is becomming more and more distressed and says to the landlord, "Look, I will buy you, all your staff and everyone in the pub a drink if I can have just one pint of bitter. " The landlord thinks about this. Sales have been down and he finally agrees to the request. It takes the landlord an hour to pour all the drinks and then he turns to the Martian and says, "That will be £628." The Martian finishes his drink and says, "Thank you..erm...have you got change for a Zok?!"