General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Three crabs on the beach at Southport, Daddy Crab, Mummy Crab and Baby Crab. They are all starving and so Daddy Crab says, "Tell yer what, I will walk along the left side of beach looking for food, Mummy along the right side of the beach and if we find any food we will bring it back here for you baby crab!" So off they go and after ten minutes Daddy Crab finds a sandwich and thinks, 'Sod it, I will eat it meself'. Unbeknown to him, at the same time Mummy crab finds a pie and scoffs that. They meet up back at Baby Crab and when he asks whether they found any food, at first they both deny it. Then Daddy Crab feeling guilty says, "Okay, I have to admit, I found a butty but was that starving I ate it myself!" Mummy Crab feels even more guilty and says, "Well maybe its the Wiganer in me but I found a pie and I could not resist it and so I ate it myself." Baby Crab looks them both up and down and screams, "Well, I think you are both frigging Shellfish!!"