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ANOTHER NUT JOKE

A motorist gets a puncture as he is passing Winwick hospital and he starts to change the wheel. As he does so a chap is watching him over the wall.

(the hospital is now gone but the wall is still there 03 06 08)

The motorist carefully puts the wheelnuts into his upturned hub cap as he swaps wheels. Unfortunately his foot catches the hubcap and the nuts spill out and fall down a grid. DISASTER!!!

The spectator says "that's a bugger aint it"

"Yes it is" says the poor chap, "and I've just let my AA membership run out"

"Not to worry" says the observer, "just take one nut from each of your other three wheels, use them, and each wheel will be securely held enough to get you home"

"Brilliant", says the driver. "I'm sorry, but at first I mistook you for an inmate. What are you a maintenance man or something?"

"No, I'm a patient here" the chap replies,
"we're not all nutters in here you know. I'm a mechanic by trade and I have just had a few problems lately."

He continues; "I'm now on the best side of things and due to sign myself out, as soon as I can find a decent job"

"Well" said the motorist, "you're in luck there. My brother has a chain of garages, I'll get him to contact the hospital and sort you out with a job".

They exchange details and as the driver puts his wheel, jack etc. in the boot, he is hit across the back of the head by a flying housebrick. THWACKKK!!!!

"Don't forget now will you?" Shouted the grinning figure over the wall.