General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A NUT JOKE

A party of schoolchildren went to Chester Zoo and many of the kids bought peanuts to throw to the chimpanzees.

One ape in particular, had the strange habit of sticking each nut up his bum before eating it.

This caused great amusement among the kids
and the 'choc-chip' primate, as they named him became a favourite.

Their embarrassed teacher suspected that all was not psychologically well with the animal and summoned a keeper.

"Don't worry about him" said the keeper.

"Last week someone threw him a walnut, and he was constipated for four days."

He went on "They're not daft you know. He now checks that what goes in can come out!"

Ooooh cheeky monkey