General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Two coppers giving a Wigan Beatnik a bit of jip on his way home.

Sgt plod digs his size 12 heel into the young lad's WINKLEPICKER.

"Do your toes reach the end of your shoes?" asks dibble.

"Aye, and do your f*****g heads reach the top of them helmets?" He politely replied.

And lo another paddy wagon was called to King Street.

Coppers and winklepickers in one posting, 2 for the price of one and no 'hijacking'.