General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

A chap who is seperated and has visiting rights, picks his little lad up on a Saturday morning.

"What shall we do today son?" he asks. "Football, funfair, pictures? it's your shout."

Little lad replies "zoo please daddy"

"But you go there every Sunday with Mummy?" Don't you fancy a change.

"ZOO, ZOO, ZOO" Shouted the little lad. So off they went.

Whilst at the zoo the kid was fixated with the elephant enclosure and wouldn't visit any other compound. He seemed transfixed by the sight of a bull elephant who was in an aroused state.

"What's that hanging down?" asks the kid.

"That's his trunk" says the dad.

"No, at the other end" the kid replies.

"Well, that's his tail isn't it" came the reply.

"No daddy, that bit dangling under his belly, between his front and back legs."

Knowing he's been cornered, the blushing father gives in and says "oh that bit, that's the elephant's willy."

"Is it?" says the nipper.

"Every time I ask mummy what it is, she always says it's nothing."

Your man replies "well son your mam's a lucky woman"[:p]