General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Custer's last stand (not to be confused with Custard!) the game is up, the lads are surrounded. Outmanned, outgunned short of bullets, somewhat downhearted and to put tin 'at on it, it's a particularly hot day.

General C sees a bottle in the dirt and picks it up, hoping to ease his dry throat.

He gives the dusty label a rub and lo and behold, out pops a genie.

"Looks like youre buggered owd lad", says the genie.

"Tell you what, I'll grant you one wish to help you out. You can have what you want, guns, men, horses, water anything. Just name it."

Custer smiles and starts thinking.

"One condition though" says the genie, "whatever I give you, I'll give the each of the injuns double"(hope that's ok PC wise)explaining "for every gun, horse etc that you get, they two or twice the amount"

Custer ponders for a moment.

"Sorted me owd corron" he shouts "give me one of them glass eyes"