General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Not circus,but animal related.

A Whelley couple went to a fancy dress do at Aspull Civic Hall dressed as a pantomime cow.

At the end of the night there were no taxis available (not even 515151), so they decided to walk it home. As a laugh they agreed to stay in costume.

Influenced by the mild he had supped, the bloke who was in the front end, decided to take a short-cut across the fields.

Before long they heard a snorting noise.

Whats that? asks the missus. The chap lifts up the head and looks aroud.

"Dear me!" he shouts, or something to that effect. (it wasn't dairy me ether)

"Theres a heiffering great big bull stood right behind us"

She starts panicking and says "what the hell should we do?"

He replies;

"Well I'm going to bend down and start chewing grass. You'd better brace yourself love."

Oooh agricultual