General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Quickies ....

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says
"A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
The doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"