General   (General discussion, talk about anything.)

Peter and his girl friend Ella went to Spain for a weeks holiday, like true Wigginers as soon as they got there, they dumped their cases in the hotel room and sent off for the nearest pub, after a couple of hours on the vino they went to a restaurant for a meal.
Peter was looking through the menu when he said to his girl friend, "Do you fancy trying the paella.
She looked at him and asked, "What sort is it, meight an' prato".